Note: Before writing, look at the date these ads were posted, then check the inmate locator for the state of incarceration. See http://www.inmatesplus.com/ for starters, or Federal Bureau of Prisons at http://www.bop.gov/iloc2/LocateInmate.jsp
Desperately Seeking Melissa
My name is Melissa Carmona. I'm 39 years old, a very sexy and gorgeous single Hispanic lady. I am looking for a man who is loveable, caring, passionate, and loves to have sex as well as make love with much passion & affection.
I'd like for that special man to be someone who is drug free, responsible, faith based, and who is a social drinker. I am not racist, I do not discriminate - I believe we're all human and should love one another.
I am a very nice looking, sexy & hot lady. I love the outdoors as well as indoors/inside. :-) I will do just about anything and everything with my partner. I believe in keeping my man very happy and satisfied.
Please get to know me - Give me a chance - I guarantee you won't regret it.
I'm a sweet, caring, open minded person. I'm looking for honesty first and foremost.
I love to snuggle & spend time with that special someone. I know how to treat you right and love you the deepest.
My name is Cheryl Dawn Hamal. That's my married name. Justice is my birth name. I've been divorced for 12 years. But haven't changed it back because my 3 kids have the same last name. My 3 children all live with their father. He's got custody. He's been the most stable & secure parent for them. We have a good friendship because we were both smart enough to realize we weren't right for one another, but we get along for our children's sake. I have a 13 year old named Amanda, a 12 year old son, William, and an 8 year old Sabrina who will turn 9 two days before me on January the 19th. My date of birth is January the 21st, 1973. I'm 34 years old. Happily single.
I was arrested in Cowlitz County jail (Longview, Washington) on July 13th, 2006. I had a fiancée when I was out there. He stopped writing to me 8 months ago. I've been here 15½ months. I have 10 to go. My release date is August the 30th, 2008. With my 10 day early, I'll be out on the 20th. I have three warrants in Clark County, Vancouver, Washington, for non-payments of legal financial obligations (LFO's). They (Clark County) issued these warrants while I've been incarcerated. Now, how was I supposed to pay them with no money? I've tried to get them quashed since they issued them, while I was here, but Clark County is a major, difficult county!
My hair color is dish-water blond. My eyes are blue. I'm a born again Christian. My religious preference has always been Presbyterian. I was raised on it. I don't know any others. I didn't graduate high school. I've taken all the G.E.D. classes here and I passed all of them except for the math. I have ADHD. I'm extremely energetic & outgoing. I take meds for my thyroid. It doesn't work fast enough. I also take: Adderall for my A.D.H.D., Klonopin for anxiety.
I'm 5'8, 170 pounds. I am overweight because I live in segregation and I have for 5 months now. I don't fit in here with the rest of these girls. I'm kind of a "Sissy LaLa". I am a major "Girlie Girl". These girls are all tough and mean like. They've got wicked and evil ways. I cannot bear to be around so much hatred. I was attacked by 4 women in the baby unit (of all units) because I wouldn't give up a bunch of my canteen. The women were strong arming me. I'd had enough and put my foot down. After I was attacked, I was put on P.C. So I sit here in the hole.
I am white. I love all races. My step-father is African-American. I've been to Kenya to bury his brother. I have mixed kids. I don't have a reference. I just want someone to write me that is compatible to me. I'm 100% Strictly Dickly! That will NEVER, EVER change.
I'm extremely lonely in here. I was a waitress before I was arrested.
I'm here on a theft I charge. But my crime was selling rock salt to a task force agent. (Lawyers can change your crime & make any deal they choose, and I didn't want probation when I got out.) My supposed best friend begged me to take some meth to her ex-husband and get the money. (I don't do any street drugs at all, I love oxycodone & oxycontin though - I'm trying to fix my addictions.) Well, she knew it was a task force guy. She wanted the $3000 I had left out of the $10,000 I had that Social Security had just sent to me. I'd spent every penny on her & her kids to set them up with an apartment, car, etc., but I wouldn't buy her drugs, etc. So I get arrested. Later, my "Best friend" says to me, "I didn't think you'd get but like 30 days and by that time I could have made you your money back." I was offered 60-120 months. I refused, of course! This is for selling a bag of salt, mind you! So I pled guilty to selling rock salt to an officer and they changed my crime to Theft I. They tricked me, though. It was supposed to be Theft 2, and I was going to get 17 to 22 months. I got 38 months. I was so very, very upset that all I did was cry & sleep, etc.
I love 4-play. I love to cuddle while watching a movie or something and for a minute after sex. But when I go to sleep, I need my space. I love to SUCK COCK. (ALOT) Gosh, it literally makes me wet to even think about cock right now, I've had nothing penetrate me for over 16 months! I love any position. I'm willing to learn. I'm fun to be around. I don't complain alot. I'm easy to please. I love to laugh. I live to be happy. I don't look for fights. I dislike games. I don't nag - I'm not your mama and don't want to be, I just want to love ya.
I am leaving a relationship of 9 years because, I guess, he couldn't wait for me. I love a man to take charge. I want one to take care of and love, honor & obey. I love to love my man. I live to make sure my man is taken care of before anyone else.
I'm so lonely for someone to just write me. I love writing letters.
Well, this is my first
time placing an ad. Please consider me.
Looking for a freak in the sheets and someone decent I can take home someday, can talk to about anything. Somebody you can run to for that simple smile or to drop those tears to.
I love to be on the computer and I am going to learn how to build and program computers. I will be going to school to be a computer programmer at Solano College.
My family and I live in Fairfield. My mother lives in Vacaville. I am just wanting to meet someone I can laugh with and that will help me do this time and if all goes well, we can meet up on the streets and have lunch and/or dinner.
I am in need of one of those "ex-offender packets", too, please, because I really want this to be my last time I do time. I need to get out of here and be the mother that my son needs and the daughter that my mother needs and deserves.
I am planning on being more positive and I will be working when I get out of here. I have several jobs lined up. I will be doing odd jobs with these Mexicans in Vacaville doing odd jobs, and I love working in warehouse doing various jobs.
While I am here, I will be getting a fork lifting certificate or a welding certificate so when I get out I can work any job in a warehouse.
Hopefully, someone can help me find a friend to correspond with and send me the "ex-offender packet".
I forgot to tell you I am a fun person and I love to laugh and I keep it positive. I am sure someone out there will appreciate all this good stuff.
Ethnic - Greek
Age - 30
Preference - Men
Eyes - Green
Interest while incarcerated: I like to play with myself in the shower while thinking of that special someone.
Interest while not incarcerated: I like long walks on the beach, dancing, fast cars, massages, hot tubs.
Hi, I am looking for a caring and passionate and good conversation from a warm, sweet, funny, lovable guy, because I have these qualities. I am wet & wild when the time is right. I am honest, sincere, single, bi-lingual, ready to mingle. I want a slip & slide a dip & a ride Greek style :-P
If you want to know the rest, I am the best. Write me.
Hi, my name is Madeline. I was given this address so we could get some pen pals to write us, so I am writing this letter.
I am 27 years old, Native American, brown hair, brown eyes, 5'0", 133 pounds.
I hope to hear from some guy who is nice -n- who loves to write.
Thanks a lots, take
care, have a great day.
P.S. Also, my
friend would like a pen pal also, but someone who speak Spanish. This is her info:
My name is Denice. I am a mix of African American and Cherokee Indian. I'm thirty nine years of age. My sign is Leo. My date of birth is 8/17/68. I have deep day dreaming eyes, nice lips and a great ass. From Houston Texas. I'm a registered nurse with a wonderful sense of humor, warm hearted, straight forward, outspoken, trustworthy, loyal, honest, compassionate, open mind, not only intelligent but absolutely versatile.
I enjoy sharing my very erotic candle lit dinner, bubble baths, sipping Hennessy in the Jacuzzi under a star-filled sky. I am very sexual and extremely experimental in my inner thoughts and desires and fantasies with my man, and I love a man who also enjoys sharing his as well. I am very uninhibited and completely single.
Looking for that very special, take charge guy who will sweep me off my little feet, a fun loving friendship and a very dedicated long term relationship. If that sounds like you, please don't be bashful or shy or hesitant to write me back and learn much more about me. I am a good listener and am not judgmental!!! And willing to relocate.
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